I’m too stupid to understand it otherwise: The War in Ukraine Explained by Thomas the Tank Engine

War can be a serious topic. With so many factors involved, it’s hard for many to understand what’s going on. If you are ignorant to the plight of Ukraine, I hate you. You ignorant fool. Everyone must take constant political action against things I hate, like war. If they don’t, I despise them. That is … Continue reading I’m too stupid to understand it otherwise: The War in Ukraine Explained by Thomas the Tank Engine →

“So are you still into that Thomas the Train Show?”

“So do you still watch that ‘Thomas the Choo Choo Train’ show?” Asked a relative of George Ramos, a.k.a. FunnyFunnelz. Ramos knew the question was bound to pop up at some point while he was home for the holidays, but the question still made him cringe for a slight second. “I don’t know why they … Continue reading “So are you still into that Thomas the Train Show?” →

Great News for The New Yorker: Libel is now Legal!

In a groundbreaking Supreme Court case, Libel has been made legal, much to the delight of the staff of The New Yorker. In the recent legal case, Hagan v. Cardona, the Supreme Court ruled that publishing false information in order to defame someone is now legal in the United States. The Editor-in-Chief of The New … Continue reading Great News for The New Yorker: Libel is now Legal! →

LEAKED CAST OF MARC FORSTER’S THOMAS MOVIE!!!!!! NOT CLICKBAIT!!!!!!

The DiscussingFilm Twitter account recently revealed that a crew member for the new Thomas movie in production under director, Marc Forster, had stumbled upon the full cast list for the upcoming film during their work. Here are all the cast members, listed in the numerical order of the engines they play. Tom Holland as Thomas … Continue reading LEAKED CAST OF MARC FORSTER’S THOMAS MOVIE!!!!!! NOT CLICKBAIT!!!!!! →

EA Hires Sam Wilkinson, Sean O’Connor on the Spot

After being fired by Mattel for several breaches in contract including using company property for personal profit without consent, Sam Wilkinson and Sean O’Connor started the long and arduous job hunt. Luckily, their portfolio attracted the attention of gaming giant, Electronic Arts (EA). “Sam and Sean didn’t seem to have any real qualifications at first,” … Continue reading EA Hires Sam Wilkinson, Sean O’Connor on the Spot →

Group of Thomas Fans Speak Out Against Groupthink

When The Unlucky Tug announced his new video, Every Chuggington Season Ranked, Thomas fans began to wonder what his rankings would be and discussing their own rankings. However, not everyone was so enthralled by the prospect of Nic disagreeing with their opinions. “Great, now everyone is going to blindly agree with his opinion again.” LowerSudderyStudios83 … Continue reading Group of Thomas Fans Speak Out Against Groupthink →

Unexpected Tragedy Strikes Layout: Foul Play Suspected

Tragedy struck ArlesdaleDuck690’s layout this morning, when Thomas the Tank Engine was involved in a serious accident. Multiple eyewitnesses reported seeing him fall from the top of an unstable viaduct and onto the Sawmill Dumping Depot, which promptly flung him past the sawblade and into a log car. “Despite how horrible this whole ordeal was, … Continue reading Unexpected Tragedy Strikes Layout: Foul Play Suspected →

The Unheard Victims of TurtlesandThomas

TurtlesandThomas found himself ensnared in controversy recently for various reasons. Most notably, his refusal to publish an article highlighting the negative experiences of a LGBTQ+ individual in the Thomas community, and various people citing his seemingly two-faced behavior towards those who he considered friends. But among all the accusations and incidents being discussed, one group’s … Continue reading The Unheard Victims of TurtlesandThomas →