Mattel CEO, Matthew Ellis, denied the company used AI when making the promotional material for the new Thomas and Friends reboot. “AI? What is an ‘ay eye’? I’ve never heard of AI!” Ellis stated. “I wouldn’t even know how to use Chat GPT.” Fans were quick to point out oddities and issues with the new … Continue reading Mattel “doesn’t even know what AI is” →

This fandom is full of talent, passion, and friendship. This documentary aimed to show the world who we are and what we’re about. Unfortunately, the project fell flat on its face. My Involvement As the most knowledgeable Thomas Fan in the world, it should surprise no one that Brannon Carty contacted me early in the … Continue reading An Unlikable Documentary: A review of An Unlikely Fandom →

We’ve all said things we wish we could take back. Some of us have shared political opinions we no longer hold, some of us have lashed out in anger at loved ones, and some of us have even criticized YouTubers. This post will definitely not be something I regret posting! It’s a political cartoon depicting … Continue reading This will Surely be an Innocent and Non-Controversial Post: Here’s a Political Cartoon of GWR Studios with the Prophet Muhammad →

Thomas fans were shocked yesterday when user, LittleWesternStudios (aka Eddie Twoson), announced that he was retiring his YouTube channel and gave no explanation for this decision. Fans were quick to post images of a now deleted tweet from TurtlesandThomas’s former Twitter account that showed Turtles referencing Twoson’s content. “I think some people have a really … Continue reading “Somehow this is Brady McGrath’s Fault” →

In a shocking turn of events, Sailor John has won the Mayoral Election against his opponent, Kathrine Kyndley. Many Sudrians have raised voices of concern and confusion at this outcome. “This guy bombed Knapford Station,” Jem Cole puzzled, “how the fuck did he get people to vote for him?” Many Sudrians say they voted for … Continue reading Sailor John Wins Election →

By Ryan Hagan Guess what guys, Britt Alcroft just kicked the bucket, and now I get to be the first to report on it! This kicks ass! You probably know Britt Alcroft as the woman who brought Thomas off the pages and onto the TV screens of children all over the world. And now she’s … Continue reading Hell Yeah! Britt Alcroft Just Died and I’m the First to Know! →

For years, fans of Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go have burst into jovial laughter at the running gag where Sir Topham Hatt becomes frustrated with Thomas the Tank Engine and begins strangling him. Unfortunately for these fans, Mattel has confirmed that these jokes will no longer be used in the series. “We know fans … Continue reading Mattel Confirms Sir Topham Hatt will no Longer Strangle Thomas in All Engines Go →