Inspired by Mattel, Disney Cancels All Star Wars Projects; Greenlights Star Wars Detours

Inspired by Mattel’s brilliant decision to cancel Thomas & Friends and reboot it as Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go, Disney has cancelled all upcoming Star Wars projects and resurrected forgotten comedy series, Star Wars Detours! “When we saw how successful Mattel was doing with All Engines Go, we knew we had to get in … Continue reading Inspired by Mattel, Disney Cancels All Star Wars Projects; Greenlights Star Wars Detours →

All Engines Go Cancelled After 2 Seasons

Apparently, the ratings for Season 2 of Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go! were much lower than anticipated. As a result, the show has been cancelled after just 2 seasons. “We have no idea how this happened.” Mattel employee, Mary-Kate Reece explained. “All our market research shows that kids are complete morons who love anything … Continue reading All Engines Go Cancelled After 2 Seasons →

Ruth Buys Sodor Construction Company; Becomes Founder

In a surprise announcement during the 2022 Sodor Technology Fair at Ulfstead, Ruth the Inventor announced her purchase of the Sodor Construction Company. She then gave herself the title of “Founder and CEO” and fired Jenny Packard. “I didn’t want to give her my company. The Pack is like family to me.” Miss Packard explained. … Continue reading Ruth Buys Sodor Construction Company; Becomes Founder →

All Engines Go Clip Makes Rounds for Perfectly Butchering Character’s Personality

Fans of Thomas and Friends reboot, All Engines Go, were impressed with a clip of the show which was posted on Twitter. The clip featured Toby the Tram Engine yelling at Thomas and Percy to get off his lawn after they attempted to retrieve their baseball. “All Engines Go really has a lot of stuff … Continue reading All Engines Go Clip Makes Rounds for Perfectly Butchering Character’s Personality →

Thomas Fan Credits Wiki for Help on Copy, Pasted Script

In the closing remarks for her video “The Entire Life of Percy,” Julie Steele made sure to credit the Thomas Wiki for their help with the video. “It took a long time for me to research this video, and I’m lucky I had the Thomas wiki to help me!” Steele said, after reading the Thomas … Continue reading Thomas Fan Credits Wiki for Help on Copy, Pasted Script →

Wooden Railway User Arrested After Evil Doppelgänger Robs Hobby Store

Rudolph Johnson (also known by his YouTube username, BillFan20) was arrested Saturday night after security footage supposedly showed him using explosives to destroy the door of a local hobby store. Bajookieland Hobby and Model was looted of all products related to Thomas the Tank Engine following the explosion. The structural damage of the strip mall … Continue reading Wooden Railway User Arrested After Evil Doppelgänger Robs Hobby Store →

Every Thomas Reference in Bullet Train (2022)

When the movie Bullet Train (2022) released Thomas fans were delighted to see that it was filled with a plethora of Thomas references. We’ve compiled a list of references for fans to look for as they watch the movie. 1 and 2. The Title The title of the movie actually contains two Thomas Easter Eggs … Continue reading Every Thomas Reference in Bullet Train (2022) →

Class 40 Shot; Killed After Child Fell into Display at Drayton Manor

With time running thin and options fleeting by the second, Class 40 was put down by a Drayton Manor employee after a child fell into the Thomas and Friends display. “We had to do what we had to do. We have very strict safety protocols.” Explained Samantha Williams, the Acting Manager of Thomas Land. “That … Continue reading Class 40 Shot; Killed After Child Fell into Display at Drayton Manor →

I’m too stupid to understand it otherwise: The War in Ukraine Explained by Thomas the Tank Engine

War can be a serious topic. With so many factors involved, it’s hard for many to understand what’s going on. If you are ignorant to the plight of Ukraine, I hate you. You ignorant fool. Everyone must take constant political action against things I hate, like war. If they don’t, I despise them. That is … Continue reading I’m too stupid to understand it otherwise: The War in Ukraine Explained by Thomas the Tank Engine →

“So are you still into that Thomas the Train Show?”

“So do you still watch that ‘Thomas the Choo Choo Train’ show?” Asked a relative of George Ramos, a.k.a. FunnyFunnelz. Ramos knew the question was bound to pop up at some point while he was home for the holidays, but the question still made him cringe for a slight second. “I don’t know why they … Continue reading “So are you still into that Thomas the Train Show?” →