The cover of the all new Thomas and Friends Lore Book For years, Thomas fans have been able to enjoy reading up on all the well thought out and interesting lore of The Railway Series in the two Railway Series Lore Books written by members of the Awdry family. However, fans have never gotten a … Continue reading New Lore Book Takes Us Deeper Into the Lives of Sudrians than Ever Before
This Coach turned out to not be missing this whole time. For years, Brocomotives have thought that the lone Express Coach seen in a shot from Thomas Comes to Breakfast was supposed to be the titular character from a canceled episode called, The Missing Coach. However, recent leaks revealed that the actual missing Coach was … Continue reading “I miss the Good Old Days,” says previously-thought-to-be Missing Coach
This is a promo for the show called Thomas the Friend Engine and Tanks: World of Big Adventures! When will the 25rd Season of this beloved cartoon be released to the public on the platform, Netflix? Thomas and Friends is a show I’m certain we’ve all heard of. But when will it’s 25th Season be … Continue reading When will Season 25 of Thomas and Friends be Released?
This Elephant was the result of Illegal Genetic Modification Gone Wrong (Cops Called) The Sodor Animal Park was forced to close it’s gates by the Sudrian Government after it was discovered that a team of scientists had been experimenting illegally on live animals in their captivity. This information was leaked after one of the Elephants … Continue reading Sodor Animal Park Closed After Illegal Genetic Experiment Escapes
A Policeman has issued a request to Sir Topham Hatt and the Ffarquhar Quarry Manager suggesting they give Toby and Mavis different colors. Officer Brewster explained that their current liveries are distracting to his work. “I usually sit at this crossing near the quarry where I watch traffic, so I see Toby and Mavis all … Continue reading Policeman Suggests Toby and Mavis get Repainted
Chief Banbhan realized he couldn’t get away with assaulting minorities with a Black Man in control of the Island. Chief of The Sudrian Police Department, Griffyth Banbhan, recently announced his resignation. In an official statement he wrote, he cited his desire to further his career by beating up minorities as the main reason for his … Continue reading Sudrian Police Officer Moves to America to Enjoy More Opportunities to Beat Up Minorities
A Tool used by capitalists to brainwash your kids There seems to be a stage in every toddler’s life where they become obsessed with vehicles. Recently, my three-year-old, Gungus, has entered this phase and just loves to play with his Choo Choo trains. There are two major players in the field of Train Kids shows; … Continue reading The Repressive, Authoritarian Soul of Chuggington
Twitter user compares Thomas from 2009 (Left) to Thomas with Mesothelioma from 2018 (Right) For years, Thomas fans have complained about how Dayton Manor is “ruining” the Thomas and Friends props by constantly running them in a building with little climate control. While this may seem bad at first, it is objectively good for the … Continue reading Why We Should Destroy the Props
Ben Shapiro is a political commentator who I could beat in a fight! Here are the top ten reasons why I could do this! 10. He's a little noodley kid!!! Ben Shapiro looks freaking weak, and even though he's older than me, I could probably beat him up. 9. I am thicker than him!!! Similar … Continue reading Top 10 Reasons I could Beat Ben Shapiro in a Fight
Kindergartener, Greg McEvans was reported telling his classmates, "I'm going to be Thomas the Tank Engine for Halloween!" In a presentation. However, when he showed up at the school's Fall Festival in costume, he was actually wearing a driver's uniform with a Large Cardboard Thomas on top of it. "I can't believe Greg is so … Continue reading Dumbass who said he was going as Thomas for Halloween actually dressed as Thomas’s Driver
