In a groundbreaking Supreme Court case, Libel has been made legal, much to the delight of the staff of The New Yorker. In the recent legal case, Hagan v. Cardona, the Supreme Court ruled that publishing false information in order to defame someone is now legal in the United States. The Editor-in-Chief of The New … Continue reading Great News for The New Yorker: Libel is now Legal!
The DiscussingFilm Twitter account recently revealed that a crew member for the new Thomas movie in production under director, Marc Forster, had stumbled upon the full cast list for the upcoming film during their work. Here are all the cast members, listed in the numerical order of the engines they play. Tom Holland as Thomas … Continue reading LEAKED CAST OF MARC FORSTER’S THOMAS MOVIE!!!!!! NOT CLICKBAIT!!!!!!
It is a movie that may release someday.
After being fired by Mattel for several breaches in contract including using company property for personal profit without consent, Sam Wilkinson and Sean O’Connor started the long and arduous job hunt. Luckily, their portfolio attracted the attention of gaming giant, Electronic Arts (EA). “Sam and Sean didn’t seem to have any real qualifications at first,” … Continue reading EA Hires Sam Wilkinson, Sean O’Connor on the Spot
When The Unlucky Tug announced his new video, Every Chuggington Season Ranked, Thomas fans began to wonder what his rankings would be and discussing their own rankings. However, not everyone was so enthralled by the prospect of Nic disagreeing with their opinions. “Great, now everyone is going to blindly agree with his opinion again.” LowerSudderyStudios83 … Continue reading Group of Thomas Fans Speak Out Against Groupthink
Tragedy struck ArlesdaleDuck690’s layout this morning, when Thomas the Tank Engine was involved in a serious accident. Multiple eyewitnesses reported seeing him fall from the top of an unstable viaduct and onto the Sawmill Dumping Depot, which promptly flung him past the sawblade and into a log car. “Despite how horrible this whole ordeal was, … Continue reading Unexpected Tragedy Strikes Layout: Foul Play Suspected
A 1993 Wooden Railway Thomas sat in storage for years, waiting for his chance to finally be free and in the care of a new loving owner. When he was finally removed from his plastic storage bin and sold on eBay, he soon found that his new owner, Manny, wasn’t what he had hoped for. … Continue reading Wooden Railway Thomas gets Hopes up for Nothing
TurtlesandThomas found himself ensnared in controversy recently for various reasons. Most notably, his refusal to publish an article highlighting the negative experiences of a LGBTQ+ individual in the Thomas community, and various people citing his seemingly two-faced behavior towards those who he considered friends. But among all the accusations and incidents being discussed, one group’s … Continue reading The Unheard Victims of TurtlesandThomas
In Drayton Manor’s latest attempt to appeal to hardcore Thomas fans, they announced that they would be smashing the Stepney Prop with a hammer to make it more accurate to the real Stepney “We’re always listening to fan feedback, and love to see how much people appreciate our care for the Thomas trains.” The Park … Continue reading Drayton Manor Makes Stepney Prop More Accurate by Smashing it with Hammer
Joe Biden is an avid railfan, explaining his strange behavior around women. But you might not know that he also loves Reverend Awdry’s books. In a recent press conference, he addressed this when answering questions about infrastructure and transportation. “I recently started reading Thomas the Train, and I have to admit I admire what the … Continue reading Joe Biden Credits Awdry as a Big Influence Going Forward
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