After being fired by Mattel for several breaches in contract including using company property for personal profit without consent, Sam Wilkinson and Sean O’Connor started the long and arduous job hunt. Luckily, their portfolio attracted the attention of gaming giant, Electronic Arts (EA). “Sam and Sean didn’t seem to have any real qualifications at first,” … Continue reading EA Hires Sam Wilkinson, Sean O’Connor on the Spot →

Tragedy struck ArlesdaleDuck690’s layout this morning, when Thomas the Tank Engine was involved in a serious accident. Multiple eyewitnesses reported seeing him fall from the top of an unstable viaduct and onto the Sawmill Dumping Depot, which promptly flung him past the sawblade and into a log car. “Despite how horrible this whole ordeal was, … Continue reading Unexpected Tragedy Strikes Layout: Foul Play Suspected →

A 1993 Wooden Railway Thomas sat in storage for years, waiting for his chance to finally be free and in the care of a new loving owner. When he was finally removed from his plastic storage bin and sold on eBay, he soon found that his new owner, Manny, wasn’t what he had hoped for. … Continue reading Wooden Railway Thomas gets Hopes up for Nothing →

TurtlesandThomas found himself ensnared in controversy recently for various reasons. Most notably, his refusal to publish an article highlighting the negative experiences of a LGBTQ+ individual in the Thomas community, and various people citing his seemingly two-faced behavior towards those who he considered friends. But among all the accusations and incidents being discussed, one group’s … Continue reading The Unheard Victims of TurtlesandThomas →

In Drayton Manor’s latest attempt to appeal to hardcore Thomas fans, they announced that they would be smashing the Stepney Prop with a hammer to make it more accurate to the real Stepney “We’re always listening to fan feedback, and love to see how much people appreciate our care for the Thomas trains.” The Park … Continue reading Drayton Manor Makes Stepney Prop More Accurate by Smashing it with Hammer →

Joe Biden is an avid railfan, explaining his strange behavior around women. But you might not know that he also loves Reverend Awdry’s books. In a recent press conference, he addressed this when answering questions about infrastructure and transportation. “I recently started reading Thomas the Train, and I have to admit I admire what the … Continue reading Joe Biden Credits Awdry as a Big Influence Going Forward →

A Thomas fan by the name of Eddie Twoson couldn’t help but notice hundreds of errors made during his life. “In this scene, my girlfriend left me for my best friend.” Twoson added to the goofs section of his diary. “But just last week she said everything was ‘just fine.’” Eddie has been writing in … Continue reading Thomas Fan Points Out Every Single Goof in His Life →

After learning that hundreds of teens and adults actually believe his father wrote that Henry was scrapped and replaced with a new Henry, Christopher Awdry has donated his entire fortune to various Adult Literacy Charities. “I didn’t realize so many people misinterpreted my dad’s book.” Said Awdry. “If I’d known, I would’ve wrote it out … Continue reading Christopher Awdry Donates Entire Fortune to Adult Literacy Charities After Learning About Two Henrys Theory →

In a last ditch effort to erase Edward and Henry from existence, Mattel sent an Airstrike to Sodor. Luckily, no one was hurt; for the drone missed its targets after it crashed into the side of Culdee Fell, which Mattel forgot existed. “We’re lucky they haven’t bothered to actually study our Island or it’s history … Continue reading Mattel sends Drone to Sodor in an Attempt to Destroy Edward and Henry →