Due to a new law passed by the Mayor of Sodor, all media outlets on Sodor must publish or produce material to prepare citizens for the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse. We here at Thomas Facts take the survival of the human race very seriously, and have decided to demonstrate what to do if a Zombie breaks … Continue reading How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse
This Coach turned out to not be missing this whole time. For years, Brocomotives have thought that the lone Express Coach seen in a shot from Thomas Comes to Breakfast was supposed to be the titular character from a canceled episode called, The Missing Coach. However, recent leaks revealed that the actual missing Coach was … Continue reading “I miss the Good Old Days,” says previously-thought-to-be Missing Coach
This Elephant was the result of Illegal Genetic Modification Gone Wrong (Cops Called) The Sodor Animal Park was forced to close it’s gates by the Sudrian Government after it was discovered that a team of scientists had been experimenting illegally on live animals in their captivity. This information was leaked after one of the Elephants … Continue reading Sodor Animal Park Closed After Illegal Genetic Experiment Escapes
Chief Banbhan realized he couldn’t get away with assaulting minorities with a Black Man in control of the Island. Chief of The Sudrian Police Department, Griffyth Banbhan, recently announced his resignation. In an official statement he wrote, he cited his desire to further his career by beating up minorities as the main reason for his … Continue reading Sudrian Police Officer Moves to America to Enjoy More Opportunities to Beat Up Minorities
After Sony recently came to the horrible decision to pull out of their deal with Marvel, fans were wondering what this meant for the future of the MCU. Marvel put tensions to ease when they announced that they would fill Spider-Man's place with Thomas the Tank Engine. "Though we are sad to say goodbye to … Continue reading Marvel Announces Thomas the Tank Engine will replace Peter Parker in the MCU
We all know the tragedy of Chris Tomson’s Van: In the dreaded September of 2013, criminals stole the specially designed Van from Chris Tomson’s home along with a television and mobile phone. For years, this was the story we knew. Until recently when Chris Tomson’s Van finally spoke out. “I wasn’t stolen. I was just … Continue reading Finally Speaking Out: Chris Tomson’s Van
The recent plans on Facebook to storm Area 51 may have gotten much more intense, as an alien spacecraft recently escaped the facility and took refuge on the Island of Sodor. "Beelborp dingle dimgle doop." The Spaceship said. "Shoople whoople dip dip dop." The spaceship's recounting of his terrible life at Area 51 has sparked … Continue reading Alien Spaceship with Face Escpaes Area 51
James the Red Engine discovered the wonders of Music Streaming last month, and the Passengers have had enough. Sir Topham Hatt has had to completely ban James from pulling coaches until he stops making his Driver and Fireman blast music at full volume from Bluetooth speakers in his cab. "When James first started playing music … Continue reading James Banned from Pulling Passengers until he stops blasting Juice WRLD from his cab
Fans of the Thomas and Friends TV Series often plan trips to the Island of Sodor to take in the wonderful sights they've longed to see since childhood. However, two Thomas Fans were upset after they saw that BoCo would be pulling their passenger train for the Brendam Branch Tour. @PinkiePiePercy Tweeted on June 11 … Continue reading BoCo Ruins Sodor Trip for Thomas Fans
In a recent statement made by Sodor Roadways Ltd. it was announced that Bertie the Bus would be fired over his controversial Tweets. “When we discovered what Bertie was posting on Twitter, we were shocked and horrified,” said CEO, Bob Usher Samuel, “We have made the decision to permanently suspend him from operating under our … Continue reading Bertie the Bus fired for Offensive Tweets
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