Should PewDiePie Be Exiled from Brighton? (Yes)

Recently, the YouTube Star known as PewDiePie (a.k.a. Felix Kjellberg) made another installment of his meme review series. In this episode, he came across a meme with a terrifying image of a Thomas themed Gun at around the 6:38 mark.

We Brocomotives know that such an image is disrespectful to Thomas, Awdry, and Britt Alcroft, but PewDiePie laughed at it, mocking our both Awdry’s legacy and our plight as Brocomotives who live in a Society. To make things even worse, Kjellberg then threatened Thomas’ life, saying, “The one weapon to take down Thomas himself; Lord of the Underworld.” He then made several statements about how he never liked Thomas the Tank Engine, and also said that Thomas “scares him.”

One of Thomas’ Sisters hard at work at Southampton Docks (Left), PewDiePie (Alt-Right)

When normies say that Thomas scares them, it’s actually a Dog-Whistling Technique Brocophobes use to identify each other.

This hasn’t been the first time Pewds has supported anti-Brocomotive content, he also made another video in April where he said he wanted Thomas to die at around the 3:28 mark, and he’s also featured known Brocophobe, Dr. Phil, in an episode of Meme Review.

Due to his Brocophobic past, I think it’s time Brighton considers Exiling him from their city, which was the build-place of our little, blue Friend. If Kjellberg can’t even show a morsel of respect for the city’s most famous icon, why does he deserve to live there?

I believe that he hasn’t proven himself worthy of living in the town that Thomas was built in, and should be kicked out and sentenced to community service somewhere else. Perhaps he should be forced to do manual labor on the Talyllyn Railway until he learns his lesson about being a very naughty YouTuber, then allowed back in Brighton after his sentence is up.

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