We Should Disregard Dead People’s Feelings if They Offend Me

For years, people have used Wilbert Awdry and Britt Allcrofts’ opinions about Thomas & Friends to ridicule my favorite show, Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go. They will constantly say things like, “Awdry wanted his stories to be realistic, so All Engines Go is an insult to his memory.” Or “Britt Allcroft said All Engines … Continue reading We Should Disregard Dead People’s Feelings if They Offend Me

Friends Turn to the “Train Guy” for Information About East Palestine Derailment

Local authority on trains, Albert Lowe, was asked by his friends for his opinion on the recent chemical train derailment in East Palestine, Ohio. “Al knows everything about trains! He’s the train guy!” His friend, Judy Nelson, said excitedly. “When we heard about this train thing in the news, the first thing we did was … Continue reading Friends Turn to the “Train Guy” for Information About East Palestine Derailment

“I miss the Good Old Days,” says previously-thought-to-be Missing Coach

This Coach turned out to not be missing this whole time. For years, Brocomotives have thought that the lone Express Coach seen in a shot from Thomas Comes to Breakfast was supposed to be the titular character from a canceled episode called, The Missing Coach. However, recent leaks revealed that the actual missing Coach was … Continue reading “I miss the Good Old Days,” says previously-thought-to-be Missing Coach

Marvel Announces Thomas the Tank Engine will replace Peter Parker in the MCU

After Sony recently came to the horrible decision to pull out of their deal with Marvel, fans were wondering what this meant for the future of the MCU. Marvel put tensions to ease when they announced that they would fill Spider-Man's place with Thomas the Tank Engine. "Though we are sad to say goodbye to … Continue reading Marvel Announces Thomas the Tank Engine will replace Peter Parker in the MCU