Tag: Thomas and Friends

Amazon’s Thomas the Tank Engine Movie to adapt Troublesome Engines but Without the Percy Part

In a recent Dealine podcast, it was revealed that Amazon would be producing the live action Thomas the Tank Engine movie. When prodded for more information, Amazon revealed that the movie would be based on Troublesome Engines, with some major changes to modernize the story. “The original story was great for the time, but it … Continue reading Amazon’s Thomas the Tank Engine Movie to adapt Troublesome Engines but Without the Percy Part →

We Should Disregard Dead People’s Feelings if They Offend Me

For years, people have used Wilbert Awdry and Britt Allcrofts’ opinions about Thomas & Friends to ridicule my favorite show, Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go. They will constantly say things like, “Awdry wanted his stories to be realistic, so All Engines Go is an insult to his memory.” Or “Britt Allcroft said All Engines … Continue reading We Should Disregard Dead People’s Feelings if They Offend Me →

Introducing Our New Gay Engine! (Please do not look up “gay couple kicked out of Thomas Land”)

We at Mattel are very proud to make the Island of Sodor a diverse and welcoming place for all kinds of people and engines. So we’re very proud to introduce our new gay engine, Max. (By the way, please do not look up “gay Thomas” at least until articles about our new character replace all … Continue reading Introducing Our New Gay Engine! (Please do not look up “gay couple kicked out of Thomas Land”) →

“I miss the Good Old Days,” says previously-thought-to-be Missing Coach

This Coach turned out to not be missing this whole time. For years, Brocomotives have thought that the lone Express Coach seen in a shot from Thomas Comes to Breakfast was supposed to be the titular character from a canceled episode called, The Missing Coach. However, recent leaks revealed that the actual missing Coach was … Continue reading “I miss the Good Old Days,” says previously-thought-to-be Missing Coach →

Marvel Announces Thomas the Tank Engine will replace Peter Parker in the MCU

After Sony recently came to the horrible decision to pull out of their deal with Marvel, fans were wondering what this meant for the future of the MCU. Marvel put tensions to ease when they announced that they would fill Spider-Man's place with Thomas the Tank Engine. "Though we are sad to say goodbye to … Continue reading Marvel Announces Thomas the Tank Engine will replace Peter Parker in the MCU →