Crossing the Line: Disney Announces Live Action Remake of Sodor’s Legend of the Lost Treasure

Disney took their controversial practice of remaking their animated movies in live action to a new level this week when they announced the live action version of Thomas & Friends: Sodor’s Legend of the Lost Treasure. This announcement left fans of the franchise confused and concerned. “Disney doesn’t even own Thomas,” Twitter user @FurnicularFrancis puzzled, … Continue reading Crossing the Line: Disney Announces Live Action Remake of Sodor’s Legend of the Lost Treasure →

New Season of Young Sheldon to Feature Sheldon Mailing Death Threats to Britt Allcroft

Processed with MOLDIV Fans of Thomas & Friends are in for a nice surprise when Sheldon receives a VHS copy of Trust Thomas and Other Stories in the latest season on The Big Bang Theory spinoff, Young Sheldon. The episode, Wilbert Awdry, Continuity, and Anthrax, will reportedly be about Sheldon excitedly receiving the new VHS … Continue reading New Season of Young Sheldon to Feature Sheldon Mailing Death Threats to Britt Allcroft →

Stepney Suspects Something After Visit From Avengers

Stepney has been waiting in his shed for years just hoping to get back to work. However, he has recently become more worried about his chances of ever getting on the rails again after a group of people dressed as the Avengers paid him a visit. “I was expecting them to get me back on … Continue reading Stepney Suspects Something After Visit From Avengers →

AI to Write Upcoming Thomas Movie as Result of Writer’s Strike

Mattel announced Friday that rather than delay their upcoming Thomas Movie due to the ongoing writer’s strike, they will instead complete the film’s script with the help of AI. “We know our fans are looking forward to this movie.” Explained Mattel CEO, Matthew Ellis. “So instead of paying our employees what they’re worth, we’re instead … Continue reading AI to Write Upcoming Thomas Movie as Result of Writer’s Strike →

Hornby Reveals This Year’s New Lineup Consists Entirely of Beatles Trains

Hornby recently revealed their lineup of products releasing this upcoming year, which is entirely made up of train sets and locomotives themed after popular music group, The Beatles. “Unfortunately, there’s no way for us to gauge what kind of products our consumers are interested in,” Hornby explained, “so we just played it safe and made … Continue reading Hornby Reveals This Year’s New Lineup Consists Entirely of Beatles Trains →

Friends Turn to the “Train Guy” for Information About East Palestine Derailment

Local authority on trains, Albert Lowe, was asked by his friends for his opinion on the recent chemical train derailment in East Palestine, Ohio. “Al knows everything about trains! He’s the train guy!” His friend, Judy Nelson, said excitedly. “When we heard about this train thing in the news, the first thing we did was … Continue reading Friends Turn to the “Train Guy” for Information About East Palestine Derailment →

Introducing Our New Gay Engine! (Please do not look up “gay couple kicked out of Thomas Land”)

We at Mattel are very proud to make the Island of Sodor a diverse and welcoming place for all kinds of people and engines. So we’re very proud to introduce our new gay engine, Max. (By the way, please do not look up “gay Thomas” at least until articles about our new character replace all … Continue reading Introducing Our New Gay Engine! (Please do not look up “gay couple kicked out of Thomas Land”) →

Prankster Makes Clever Reference: Abandons Four Bodies in Ditch

A Funny Prankster recently made a funny reference to the Railway Series story, Off the Rails, by murdering a family of four and abandoning their bodies in a ditch. The clever reference left responding Police officers and witnesses busting a gut. “When we responded to a call from somebody who found some bodies in a … Continue reading Prankster Makes Clever Reference: Abandons Four Bodies in Ditch →

Mysterious Twitter user Offers To Release Down The Mine Pilot In Exchange For New Guitar

A Mysterious Twitter user suddenly became the subject of conversation in the Thomas Community when the anonymous stranger offered to release their copy of the Down the Mine Pilot in exchange for a new Guitar. The account was created December 26th with the username, @MarsenCarenca, and started Tweeting about owning a copy of the lost … Continue reading Mysterious Twitter user Offers To Release Down The Mine Pilot In Exchange For New Guitar →