New Season of Young Sheldon to Feature Sheldon Mailing Death Threats to Britt Allcroft

Processed with MOLDIV Fans of Thomas & Friends are in for a nice surprise when Sheldon receives a VHS copy of Trust Thomas and Other Stories in the latest season on The Big Bang Theory spinoff, Young Sheldon. The episode, Wilbert Awdry, Continuity, and Anthrax, will reportedly be about Sheldon excitedly receiving the new VHS … Continue reading New Season of Young Sheldon to Feature Sheldon Mailing Death Threats to Britt Allcroft

Stepney Suspects Something After Visit From Avengers

Stepney has been waiting in his shed for years just hoping to get back to work. However, he has recently become more worried about his chances of ever getting on the rails again after a group of people dressed as the Avengers paid him a visit. “I was expecting them to get me back on … Continue reading Stepney Suspects Something After Visit From Avengers

AI to Write Upcoming Thomas Movie as Result of Writer’s Strike

Mattel announced Friday that rather than delay their upcoming Thomas Movie due to the ongoing writer’s strike, they will instead complete the film’s script with the help of AI. “We know our fans are looking forward to this movie.” Explained Mattel CEO, Matthew Ellis. “So instead of paying our employees what they’re worth, we’re instead … Continue reading AI to Write Upcoming Thomas Movie as Result of Writer’s Strike

Hornby Reveals This Year’s New Lineup Consists Entirely of Beatles Trains

Hornby recently revealed their lineup of products releasing this upcoming year, which is entirely made up of train sets and locomotives themed after popular music group, The Beatles. “Unfortunately, there’s no way for us to gauge what kind of products our consumers are interested in,” Hornby explained, “so we just played it safe and made … Continue reading Hornby Reveals This Year’s New Lineup Consists Entirely of Beatles Trains

Prankster Makes Clever Reference: Abandons Four Bodies in Ditch

A Funny Prankster recently made a funny reference to the Railway Series story, Off the Rails, by murdering a family of four and abandoning their bodies in a ditch. The clever reference left responding Police officers and witnesses busting a gut. “When we responded to a call from somebody who found some bodies in a … Continue reading Prankster Makes Clever Reference: Abandons Four Bodies in Ditch

Mysterious Twitter user Offers To Release Down The Mine Pilot In Exchange For New Guitar

A Mysterious Twitter user suddenly became the subject of conversation in the Thomas Community when the anonymous stranger offered to release their copy of the Down the Mine Pilot in exchange for a new Guitar. The account was created December 26th with the username, @MarsenCarenca, and started Tweeting about owning a copy of the lost … Continue reading Mysterious Twitter user Offers To Release Down The Mine Pilot In Exchange For New Guitar

Inspired by Mattel, Disney Cancels All Star Wars Projects; Greenlights Star Wars Detours

Inspired by Mattel’s brilliant decision to cancel Thomas & Friends and reboot it as Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go, Disney has cancelled all upcoming Star Wars projects and resurrected forgotten comedy series, Star Wars Detours! “When we saw how successful Mattel was doing with All Engines Go, we knew we had to get in … Continue reading Inspired by Mattel, Disney Cancels All Star Wars Projects; Greenlights Star Wars Detours

All Engines Go Cancelled After 2 Seasons

Apparently, the ratings for Season 2 of Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go! were much lower than anticipated. As a result, the show has been cancelled after just 2 seasons. “We have no idea how this happened.” Mattel employee, Mary-Kate Reece explained. “All our market research shows that kids are complete morons who love anything … Continue reading All Engines Go Cancelled After 2 Seasons

Ruth Buys Sodor Construction Company; Becomes Founder

In a surprise announcement during the 2022 Sodor Technology Fair at Ulfstead, Ruth the Inventor announced her purchase of the Sodor Construction Company. She then gave herself the title of “Founder and CEO” and fired Jenny Packard. “I didn’t want to give her my company. The Pack is like family to me.” Miss Packard explained. … Continue reading Ruth Buys Sodor Construction Company; Becomes Founder