For years, people have used Wilbert Awdry and Britt Allcrofts’ opinions about Thomas & Friends to ridicule my favorite show, Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go. They will constantly say things like, “Awdry wanted his stories to be realistic, so All Engines Go is an insult to his memory.” Or “Britt Allcroft said All Engines … Continue reading We Should Disregard Dead People’s Feelings if They Offend Me
What tha f??? That’s so creepy. Train with eyes???? Gros!!! Joshua Matthews, a writer for the new Thomas and Friends reboot, suffered from a heart attack after a creepy image of the stop motion Thomas Show from the 60’s shocked him to his core. He is survived by his Wife, Jessica Nicole, his Wife’s boyfriend, … Continue reading Mattel Employee has a Heart Attack from Creepy Thomas Image
Due to a new law passed by the Mayor of Sodor, all media outlets on Sodor must publish or produce material to prepare citizens for the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse. We here at Thomas Facts take the survival of the human race very seriously, and have decided to demonstrate what to do if a Zombie breaks … Continue reading How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse
This Coach turned out to not be missing this whole time. For years, Brocomotives have thought that the lone Express Coach seen in a shot from Thomas Comes to Breakfast was supposed to be the titular character from a canceled episode called, The Missing Coach. However, recent leaks revealed that the actual missing Coach was … Continue reading “I miss the Good Old Days,” says previously-thought-to-be Missing Coach
Twitter user compares Thomas from 2009 (Left) to Thomas with Mesothelioma from 2018 (Right) For years, Thomas fans have complained about how Dayton Manor is “ruining” the Thomas and Friends props by constantly running them in a building with little climate control. While this may seem bad at first, it is objectively good for the … Continue reading Why We Should Destroy the Props
This morning, Mattel finally decided to respond to Thomas Fans who claimed Awdry was spinning in his grave after a recent episode which depicted Thomas in an unrealistic situation that wouldn't have happened in the Classic or Railway Series. "We're tired of you man-children complaining about every little thing we do in Thomas and Friends. … Continue reading Mattel Digs up Wilbert Awdry’s Grave to Disprove Spinning Claims
For years, Thomas Fans have debated whether or not 9/11 happened within the Television Series canon of Thomas and Friends. The Thomas Wiki disallowed any information about 9/11 to be added to the United States page as the topic was too controversial and would be left alone until solid evidence came out. To understand where … Continue reading Thomas Wiki Officially Takes Stance on 9/11
Timmy Anderson logs onto Twitter after school, makes a post about how people who don't like Thomas and Friends: Big World, Big Adventures! need to grow up, and argues with anyone who disagrees with him. He doesn't just preform this task today, he performs it daily, and he says he plans on defending the honor … Continue reading Thomas Fan Swears to Defend BWBA Online with his Life
Mattel has been criticized by fans on many occasions for many reasons, but when the trailer for Journey Beyond Sodor released, Fans were more appalled than ever. They were shocked as the title and concept for the film was strikingly similar to a fan production titled, Journey Beyond Sodor - How It Should Be. Many … Continue reading Mattel Steals Fan Film
Mattel Recently announced that the new Season of "Thomas and Friends" would mark a new era for the series, as changes would be made to get more kids interested in the show. "Sales have been down recently, and fans are upset that the Thomas and his Friends seem to have forgotten their roots." Ian McCue … Continue reading Mattel Defends Decision to make Thomas a Diesel named Brewster
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