For years, people have used Wilbert Awdry and Britt Allcrofts’ opinions about Thomas & Friends to ridicule my favorite show, Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go. They will constantly say things like, “Awdry wanted his stories to be realistic, so All Engines Go is an insult to his memory.” Or “Britt Allcroft said All Engines … Continue reading We Should Disregard Dead People’s Feelings if They Offend Me
Do you want to get the perfect gift for your little engineer? Or maybe that special someone of yours happens to be a Brocomotive. Either way, we’ve got you covered with this nifty holiday gift guide to help you pick the perfect present. Thomas Wooden Railway - Brendam Docks - $65 This Thomas Wooden Railway … Continue reading Thomas Fan Holiday Gift Guide
Disney took their controversial practice of remaking their animated movies in live action to a new level this week when they announced the live action version of Thomas & Friends: Sodor’s Legend of the Lost Treasure. This announcement left fans of the franchise confused and concerned. “Disney doesn’t even own Thomas,” Twitter user @FurnicularFrancis puzzled, … Continue reading Crossing the Line: Disney Announces Live Action Remake of Sodor’s Legend of the Lost Treasure
Mattel announced Friday that rather than delay their upcoming Thomas Movie due to the ongoing writer’s strike, they will instead complete the film’s script with the help of AI. “We know our fans are looking forward to this movie.” Explained Mattel CEO, Matthew Ellis. “So instead of paying our employees what they’re worth, we’re instead … Continue reading AI to Write Upcoming Thomas Movie as Result of Writer’s Strike
Local authority on trains, Albert Lowe, was asked by his friends for his opinion on the recent chemical train derailment in East Palestine, Ohio. “Al knows everything about trains! He’s the train guy!” His friend, Judy Nelson, said excitedly. “When we heard about this train thing in the news, the first thing we did was … Continue reading Friends Turn to the “Train Guy” for Information About East Palestine Derailment
“So do you still watch that ‘Thomas the Choo Choo Train’ show?” Asked a relative of George Ramos, a.k.a. FunnyFunnelz. Ramos knew the question was bound to pop up at some point while he was home for the holidays, but the question still made him cringe for a slight second. “I don’t know why they … Continue reading “So are you still into that Thomas the Train Show?”
The DiscussingFilm Twitter account recently revealed that a crew member for the new Thomas movie in production under director, Marc Forster, had stumbled upon the full cast list for the upcoming film during their work. Here are all the cast members, listed in the numerical order of the engines they play. Tom Holland as Thomas … Continue reading LEAKED CAST OF MARC FORSTER’S THOMAS MOVIE!!!!!! NOT CLICKBAIT!!!!!!
When The Unlucky Tug announced his new video, Every Chuggington Season Ranked, Thomas fans began to wonder what his rankings would be and discussing their own rankings. However, not everyone was so enthralled by the prospect of Nic disagreeing with their opinions. “Great, now everyone is going to blindly agree with his opinion again.” LowerSudderyStudios83 … Continue reading Group of Thomas Fans Speak Out Against Groupthink
What tha f??? That’s so creepy. Train with eyes???? Gros!!! Joshua Matthews, a writer for the new Thomas and Friends reboot, suffered from a heart attack after a creepy image of the stop motion Thomas Show from the 60’s shocked him to his core. He is survived by his Wife, Jessica Nicole, his Wife’s boyfriend, … Continue reading Mattel Employee has a Heart Attack from Creepy Thomas Image
This Coach turned out to not be missing this whole time. For years, Brocomotives have thought that the lone Express Coach seen in a shot from Thomas Comes to Breakfast was supposed to be the titular character from a canceled episode called, The Missing Coach. However, recent leaks revealed that the actual missing Coach was … Continue reading “I miss the Good Old Days,” says previously-thought-to-be Missing Coach
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