By Ryan Hagan
Guess what guys, Britt Alcroft just kicked the bucket, and now I get to be the first to report on it! This kicks ass!
You probably know Britt Alcroft as the woman who brought Thomas off the pages and onto the TV screens of children all over the world. And now she’s fucking dead. This is very great news for me!
As the first person to learn of Britt Alcroft’s death, I’m going to get so many fucking clicks on this article. I’m gonna use my Adsense to buy the CoolProps Thomas.
Let’s all mourn for the loss of Britt Alcroft, a worthless stoner, and celebrate the sweet clicks I’m gonna make from this article.
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