Apparently, the ratings for Season 2 of Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go! were much lower than anticipated. As a result, the show has been cancelled after just 2 seasons.
“We have no idea how this happened.” Mattel employee, Mary-Kate Reece explained. “All our market research shows that kids are complete morons who love anything you put in front of them. We don’t know why they didn’t like this show.”
Mattel held a press conference to quell rumors and answer questions about the ending of the show.
“We’re very sad to let All Engines Go! go.” Spokesman Matthew Ellis lamented. “We know that old Reverend Bastard would’ve loved what we’ve done with his creation, and hope fans will stick with us as Thomas makes the next stop on his journey.”
Reporters and Investors voiced concerns about the current staff of people who worked on Thomas & Friends. Ellis quickly curbed these worries.
“We’re looking to target the TikTok crowd, so we’re working on a Thomas themed Endless Runner game that a text-to-speech voice can narrate Railway Series stories over.” He explained. “And we also have a very good opportunity for former Railway Consultants to do absolutely nothing and get paid for it.”
Fans can expect the hour long grand finale of Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go, “Thomas Goes to the Real World.” To premiere on February 30th 2023
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