A Thomas fan by the name of Eddie Twoson couldn’t help but notice hundreds of errors made during his life.
“In this scene, my girlfriend left me for my best friend.” Twoson added to the goofs section of his diary. “But just last week she said everything was ‘just fine.’”
Eddie has been writing in his diary for year now, but he recently realized how many goofs there are, and is listing them at the end of each day.
“That tree moved.” Twoson writes. “And that McDonald’s cashier had wonky eyes.”
Twoson’s duties will surely be lauded by future generations who read his diary.
“It is absolutely vital that my grandchildren know the Taco Bell down the street is missing its windows.” He declares. “They need to make their own lives have more logical consistency.”
Eddie’s efforts will not be in vain. Dozens of people have also started cataloguing various innocuous details found in their own lives after hearing his story.
“When Eddie pointed out that the car parked next to his was dirty, I suddenly realized that there are dirty cars in my neighborhood as well.” A fan of his, Jim Cinq, explained. “In fact, my girlfriend hasn’t bathed in weeks. Now that’s a goof if I’ve ever seen one.”
We had so much more to ask Eddie, but the man was busy. He told us he had more goofs to write about his ride up to meet us.
“That car was stopped at a red light.” Eddie concludes. “But then when I looked over at it again, they light was green and the car was gone. Why did it change positions between shots?”
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