Joe Biden is an avid railfan, explaining his strange behavior around women. But you might not know that he also loves Reverend Awdry’s books. In a recent press conference, he addressed this when answering questions about infrastructure and transportation. “I recently started reading Thomas the Train, and I have to admit I admire what the … Continue reading Joe Biden Credits Awdry as a Big Influence Going Forward →

A Thomas fan by the name of Eddie Twoson couldn’t help but notice hundreds of errors made during his life. “In this scene, my girlfriend left me for my best friend.” Twoson added to the goofs section of his diary. “But just last week she said everything was ‘just fine.’” Eddie has been writing in … Continue reading Thomas Fan Points Out Every Single Goof in His Life →

After learning that hundreds of teens and adults actually believe his father wrote that Henry was scrapped and replaced with a new Henry, Christopher Awdry has donated his entire fortune to various Adult Literacy Charities. “I didn’t realize so many people misinterpreted my dad’s book.” Said Awdry. “If I’d known, I would’ve wrote it out … Continue reading Christopher Awdry Donates Entire Fortune to Adult Literacy Charities After Learning About Two Henrys Theory →

In a last ditch effort to erase Edward and Henry from existence, Mattel sent an Airstrike to Sodor. Luckily, no one was hurt; for the drone missed its targets after it crashed into the side of Culdee Fell, which Mattel forgot existed. “We’re lucky they haven’t bothered to actually study our Island or it’s history … Continue reading Mattel sends Drone to Sodor in an Attempt to Destroy Edward and Henry →