What tha f??? That’s so creepy. Train with eyes???? Gros!!! Joshua Matthews, a writer for the new Thomas and Friends reboot, suffered from a heart attack after a creepy image of the stop motion Thomas Show from the 60’s shocked him to his core. He is survived by his Wife, Jessica Nicole, his Wife’s boyfriend, … Continue reading Mattel Employee has a Heart Attack from Creepy Thomas Image
Thomas’s Snowplow Thomas refused to have his Snowplow put on this morning. A group of trainspotters and passengers nearby watched as he explained that he didn’t believe in snow. “Snow is an elaborate hoax created by Sir Topham Hatt to get us to wear Snowploughs.” He shouted as loud as he could to everyone waiting … Continue reading Thomas Convinced Snow is “An Elaborate Hoax”
Mattel recently held a Conference Call for investors in which they discussed future plans for their properties and products. TNN was invited to attend the virtual meeting to see what Mattel planned on ruining this upcoming year. However, things took a turn for the worse when an investor raised a question about the changes that … Continue reading “Lalalalalalalala.” Says Mattel Executive with Fingers in Ears
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