Month: May 2020

Policeman Suggests Toby and Mavis get Repainted

A Policeman has issued a request to Sir Topham Hatt and the Ffarquhar Quarry Manager suggesting they give Toby and Mavis different colors. Officer Brewster explained that their current liveries are distracting to his work. “I usually sit at this crossing near the quarry where I watch traffic, so I see Toby and Mavis all … Continue reading Policeman Suggests Toby and Mavis get Repainted →

Sudrian Police Officer Moves to America to Enjoy More Opportunities to Beat Up Minorities

Chief Banbhan realized he couldn’t get away with assaulting minorities with a Black Man in control of the Island. Chief of The Sudrian Police Department, Griffyth Banbhan, recently announced his resignation. In an official statement he wrote, he cited his desire to further his career by beating up minorities as the main reason for his … Continue reading Sudrian Police Officer Moves to America to Enjoy More Opportunities to Beat Up Minorities →