We all knew it would happen eventually: I was going to run out of ideas for articles, sell out, and become the Buzzfeed of the Thomas Community.
Well, today is that day. Here’s a pointless top ten list I lazily threw together.
10. Wellsworth Station
I can already hear the hate comments; “How could you put Wellsworth at number 10? Wellsworth should be number 1.”
Shut the fuck up. This is my list, and I can put it in any order I want. In my opinion, Wellsworth is worse than my ex-wife’s new boyfriend. Screw you Ernesto. Stop sleeping with Linda.
9. Lorry 3
What’s that? You thought this list would be a list of locations since the first thing on the list was a location? Well you’re an idiot, and I hope you feel like a sorry excuse for a human being. There’s no rhyme or reason to this list; this is a list in its most raw and natural form. Tremble before it, mortals. Might as well tremble before Lorry 3 too. He looks like the Darth Maul of the Thomas universe.
8. Take Along
Yeah. You know, that plastic crap that replaced this: The ERTL Diecast.
7. Selena Gomez
What’s that? You’re wondering why a Thomas News site is posting about Selena Gomez? Well, we’re just as confused as you. But this is what the Great List God demands.
6. Toby and the Whistling Woods
Toby and the Whistling Woods is the fifth episode of the fourteenth series.
5. #BringBack2002
We May have gotten MPS to bring the 2002 back to his username, but it isn’t enough. We must get him to legally change his name to MPS 2002.
4. Bertie the Bus
Who doesn’t love Bertie the Bus? From his Twitter account, to his racing, everyone can find something special that they love about this Son of a Beep Beep!
3. Suddery
Suddery is the Island of Sodor’s administrative center. That means the whole Island is run from this town. Pretty epic, right?
2. Stanley
I’m sure you know of the meme, “Welcome, Stanley.” So I don’t need to explain why I put Stanley so high on the list. If you don’t know the meme, I hate your guts.
1. Thomas
How could I not put Thomas at number 1? After all, he has a number 1 on his tanks. Need more reasons why Thomas is at number 1, go listen to Thomas, You’re the Leader from the soundtrack of The Great Discovery, though true Brocomotives should know the song by heart.
Anyways, that’s my list. Hope you enjoyed it.
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