Thomas Fan Swears to Defend BWBA Online with his Life

Timmy Anderson logs onto Twitter after school, makes a post about how people who don’t like Thomas and Friends: Big World, Big Adventures! need to grow up, and argues with anyone who disagrees with him. He doesn’t just preform this task today, he performs it daily, and he says he plans on defending the honor of Mattel with his life.

“It’s my duty to protect Mattel from criticism at all costs. Even if that cost is my life” Anderson explained in an email. “The giant toy company is doing its best to make the once timeless show appeal to a modern audience.”

Anderson gets loads of responses to his tweet about BWBA, and picks a fight with anyone who didn’t agree with him. Such is a day in the life of a warrior.

“There are people at Mattel working hard to downgrade the quality of the animation to save money.” Anderson continues in his email. “They need to know we fans appreciate their hard work.”

After he can’t think of a snarky and rude response to one detractor of his Tweet, Anderson hits the block button to totally pwn the BWBA Hater. He looks at his clock, and realizes it’s bedtime and gracefully falls asleep so his mom won’t be mad at him. Thus concludes the average day of Timmy Anderson.

“I don’t like BWBA personally, but I bet kids think it’s good.” Anderson concludes in his email to Thomas Facts. “So I have to make sure Mattel doesn’t bring Thomas back to his roots that made him famous in the first place. Now if you’ll excuse me, the teacher is walking by and I have to make it look like I’m working.”