We Should Disregard Dead People’s Feelings if They Offend Me

For years, people have used Wilbert Awdry and Britt Allcrofts’ opinions about Thomas & Friends to ridicule my favorite show, Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go. They will constantly say things like, “Awdry wanted his stories to be realistic, so All Engines Go is an insult to his memory.” Or “Britt Allcroft said All Engines … Continue reading We Should Disregard Dead People’s Feelings if They Offend Me

Mattel Employee has a Heart Attack from Creepy Thomas Image

What tha f??? That’s so creepy. Train with eyes???? Gros!!! Joshua Matthews, a writer for the new Thomas and Friends reboot, suffered from a heart attack after a creepy image of the stop motion Thomas Show from the 60’s shocked him to his core. He is survived by his Wife, Jessica Nicole, his Wife’s boyfriend, … Continue reading Mattel Employee has a Heart Attack from Creepy Thomas Image

“I miss the Good Old Days,” says previously-thought-to-be Missing Coach

This Coach turned out to not be missing this whole time. For years, Brocomotives have thought that the lone Express Coach seen in a shot from Thomas Comes to Breakfast was supposed to be the titular character from a canceled episode called, The Missing Coach. However, recent leaks revealed that the actual missing Coach was … Continue reading “I miss the Good Old Days,” says previously-thought-to-be Missing Coach

Mattel Digs up Wilbert Awdry’s Grave to Disprove Spinning Claims

This morning, Mattel finally decided to respond to Thomas Fans who claimed Awdry was spinning in his grave after a recent episode which depicted Thomas in an unrealistic situation that wouldn't have happened in the Classic or Railway Series. "We're tired of you man-children complaining about every little thing we do in Thomas and Friends. … Continue reading Mattel Digs up Wilbert Awdry’s Grave to Disprove Spinning Claims

J.K. Rowling reveals the Railway Series is canon in the Harry Potter Universe

In a recent Tweet, Harry Potter Author, JK Rowling, revealed that the events of the classic Railway Series by Wilbert and Christopher Awdry canonically took place within the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. “The Hogwarts Express actually stops on Sodor before going to King’s Cross station.” Rowling explained, “The Engine, Hogwarts Castle, is actually very … Continue reading J.K. Rowling reveals the Railway Series is canon in the Harry Potter Universe