This Elephant was the result of Illegal Genetic Modification Gone Wrong (Cops Called) The Sodor Animal Park was forced to close it’s gates by the Sudrian Government after it was discovered that a team of scientists had been experimenting illegally on live animals in their captivity. This information was leaked after one of the Elephants … Continue reading Sodor Animal Park Closed After Illegal Genetic Experiment Escapes →

Chief Banbhan realized he couldn’t get away with assaulting minorities with a Black Man in control of the Island. Chief of The Sudrian Police Department, Griffyth Banbhan, recently announced his resignation. In an official statement he wrote, he cited his desire to further his career by beating up minorities as the main reason for his … Continue reading Sudrian Police Officer Moves to America to Enjoy More Opportunities to Beat Up Minorities →