Month: February 2023

Friends Turn to the “Train Guy” for Information About East Palestine Derailment

Local authority on trains, Albert Lowe, was asked by his friends for his opinion on the recent chemical train derailment in East Palestine, Ohio. “Al knows everything about trains! He’s the train guy!” His friend, Judy Nelson, said excitedly. “When we heard about this train thing in the news, the first thing we did was … Continue reading Friends Turn to the “Train Guy” for Information About East Palestine Derailment →

Introducing Our New Gay Engine! (Please do not look up “gay couple kicked out of Thomas Land”)

We at Mattel are very proud to make the Island of Sodor a diverse and welcoming place for all kinds of people and engines. So we’re very proud to introduce our new gay engine, Max. (By the way, please do not look up “gay Thomas” at least until articles about our new character replace all … Continue reading Introducing Our New Gay Engine! (Please do not look up “gay couple kicked out of Thomas Land”) →