Due to a new law passed by the Mayor of Sodor, all media outlets on Sodor must publish or produce material to prepare citizens for the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse. We here at Thomas Facts take the survival of the human race very seriously, and have decided to demonstrate what to do if a Zombie breaks into your home. If only there was a real Zombie we could use to help with our demonstration; we prefer hands on learni-
Well count us lucky! It seems this Zombie has just happened to burst into our office! This will be perfect for our demonstration.
What Kind of Zombie is it?
Zombies may seem simple at first, but it can tricky to fend them off if you don’t know what kind of Zombie it is. You don’t want to fight off a Virus-infected Zombie with Holy Water; that only works on Zombies that have been raised through spells or magic.
To test which type of Zombie it is, simply splash a bit of spare Holy Water on it. If it doesn’t start to disintegrate, you’re better off fighting it with chainsaws, flamethrowers, and axes. These Zombies may be able to remain undead even if their head is separated from their bodies, so try to knock them off balance or destroy them whole.
This Zombie we’ve encountered seems to burn in Holy Water, so we’ll need different methods to defeat it.
Magic Zombies
This TV Show Zombie seems like it has been experimented on and mutilated by the Dark Lord: MÆTTĘŁ. We can tell by all the Seasonal Rot on its skin. Flames work on these Zombies just as well as Virus Zombies, so it’s one of the most versatile weapons you can have in the event of the Zombie Apocalypse. If you attack it with a blunt object, just try not to get poisoned. Your best bet against a Magic Zombie is to have your Cleric cast Turn Undead. Ah, here comes our cleric now.
Now that our cleric has taken care of this hideous Zombie, we can only hope the Dark Lord is defeated.
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