The recent plans on Facebook to storm Area 51 may have gotten much more intense, as an alien spacecraft recently escaped the facility and took refuge on the Island of Sodor.
“Beelborp dingle dimgle doop.” The Spaceship said. “Shoople whoople dip dip dop.”
The spaceship’s recounting of his terrible life at Area 51 has sparked outrage everywhere, giving new motivation to the Storming of the facility. The Facebook event jumped in traction as many people want to save the Spacecraft’s Driver and the many other Aliens and Ships locked up from a life of torture and experimentation.
“I originally wasn’t going to go to this event,” explained, Jeff Smith, who responded “Going” to the event, “but now that we’ve found out what goes on down there, I’ve booked my flight to Nevada so I can help storm the place.”
The Spaceship was nicknamed “E.T.” by Sodor Residents, and has taken Bertie’s place in the Sodor Bus Company’s Fleet. He now enjoys flying passengers along the Bus Routes.
“Shinglo Bing ood ood. Pelitu vrin quek.” E.T. explained. “Keeeeeeeeeeeeeecro. Tooop.”
Well said.
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